Me Myself & I

If you don't want to read this feel free to give it a pass. It's just facts about me so you might retain a better understanding of how I think of the ideas I do. Or you might just find it self indulgent. I find it to be both

-I am as old as time but have the body of a 20 year old

-I am made purely of emotion, non fat yogurt & mental malfunctions

-I'm a nanny&child care worker: I love it. I hate it. I am it.

- I am sometimes considered mean or sarcastic, but I'm really not. I'm just really funny.

- I have a deaf dog whom I adore

- I am a very difficult lady to be with unless you listen very closely

-Lady GaGa is my Jesus, hero & drug of choice

- One day, I will reside in the sea among the other mermaids and glitter fish